June 22

Ficus Don't Make Good House Pet

Posted 06/22/10

Finiky Ficus

I am paraphrasing Gary, who does a great impression of Dana Carvey's "Ching Chang" character on Saturday Night Live ("Chicken make lousy house pet...").

I don't understand. The ficus has sunlight, water, plenty of room and yet everyday it dumps a couple dozen leaves on the floor.

Note to self: no more ficus trees. They don't make good house pets.