Ficus Don't Make Good House Pet
I am paraphrasing Gary, who does a great impression of Dana Carvey's "Ching Chang" character on Saturday Night Live ("Chicken make lousy house pet...").
I don't understand. The ficus has sunlight, water, plenty of room and yet everyday it dumps a couple dozen leaves on the floor.
Note to self: no more ficus trees. They don't make good house pets.