But in case you're bored and just hanging around the site while I'm gone, we have posted the rules for the "TROLLOPFEST 2005 CABANA BOY JOB PAGEANT". We haven't decided where we're going next year - possibly Santa Barbara - but if you or someone you know would like to apply, feel free! The contest is totally slanted and unfair, and the judges are open to overt bribery and shameless flattery.
[Like you wouldn't have guessed that.]
Quote du jour:
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
-- Robert Orben (1927 - ____) US humorist, screenwriter, speech writer
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